How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much

How to Live with a Huge Penis Advice Meditations and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much Is Bigger Really Better Here at last is the first self help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia OMG a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions Every year thousands of

  • Title: How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much
  • Author: Richard Jacob Owen Thomas
  • ISBN: 9781594743061
  • Page: 351
  • Format: Paperback
  • Is Bigger Really Better Here at last is the first self help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia OMG , a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth How to Live with a Huge Penis brings themIs Bigger Really Better Here at last is the first self help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia OMG , a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope along with helpful information on Unzipping Coming Out to Your Friends and Family Sharing Your Pain Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis Big Blessings Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis and much, much Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.

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    1. Mr Trump, you're a plain-speaking guy, and I know you won't mind if I give you some plain-speaking advice. You've got a problem, and it's a pretty simple one: two American women in three don't like you. You need to do something about that or you won't win in November.Now before you get all upset and start denying what's obviously true, let's just think for a moment about why they don't like you. If you read the liberal press, you'll see any number of people saying it's because you treat women li [...]

    2. Even though this gift was ironic in nature -- and trust me, is it ever! -- that won't stop me from placing it between Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn's Gulag Archipelago, Volume 1 and Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason on my bookshelf. I am hoping someone (anyone!) will peruse my multicolored spines -- which allude to my general seriousness and gravity -- and get entirely the wrong idea. (I just hope that someone isn't my mother. Ew.) If that someone (again, NOT my mother) were a prospective sexu [...]

    3. Finally I can learn how to live with this. I've been poking out eyes since the creation of my nonexistent huge penis.Now a guide to provide help.

    4. Thank goodness that I chose to read this for purely academic purposes, and was not myself in desperate need of practical advice and guidance. In that aspect the book was rather useless, seeing how it's borderline depressing, not to mention utterly unfunny. Suck it up, guys, there are much worse problems than OMG (oversized male genitalia) in this world, such as the condemningly fatal SBS (Sh*t for Brains Syndrome) whose victims among us are not only terribly suffering themselves, but are causing [...]

    5. Yesterday, I was sitting on the train, lost in gloomy thoughts inspired by reading Voices from Chernobyl, when I suddenly became aware of hysterical laughter from the other side of the aisle. Three 20-something women were watching The Sweetest Thing on their laptop with the sound turned well up. They had just reached The Penis Song. I couldn't help watching too.If you aren't familiar with this masterpiece, check it out now! It's terrific.

    6. I am kidding. I have no need to read this book. Sadly. But gosh, all those poor guys. How they must suffer.hahahahahahahahahhahahah

    7. This book made a world of difference to me. Only now, after reading this wonderful book have I been able to make peace with my piece. This book gives practical advice and techniques for those of use burdened with such a flesh sword. Finally the wife can stop trembling like newborn fawn

    8. I bought this as a Christmas gift for my boyfriend. He opened it in front of his parents. And his grandmother.

    9. This book claims to provide help for people with a Huge Penis,however there is not a single peace of real help in this book (not even just a tip).Whilst the title and cover seem to suggest you can be helped with your OMG (Oversized Male Genitalia) by reading this book it only seems to make fun of the problem.It mostly consists of a few stories by people with OMG. followed by sarcastic or unhelpful comments of the writers.If they are unable to give practical help to the stories in the book, why d [...]

    10. "When you give yourself, you receive more than you give"From this year resolution:-read a ridiculous book: check-avoid non-medical books about dicks: failed -ride an unicorn-pig: _______For a book about huge things it was disappointingly short. It also has this shape (taller and rather narrow) because it has a scale in it to measure your own… pygmy. If you own one. Overall, to give an idea, the author is giving medical advice in the same fashion Monty Python is teaching religion. Also, there i [...]

    11. YES BECAUSE I AM GOING TO TAKE A ROLLING PIN TO MY COCK!. seriously?!I was all too fascinated by the supersized lads that's until i read this book.but some of the stuff is scary like taking a rolling pin to your junk? really? is that really necessary? Apparently this is only necessary if you are beyond 8 in (Percent Of Population With Smaller Dicks 99.4963792682%. stop lying boys!)I no longer want a supersized junk. book is. hilarious!

    12. This is a perfect book for men everywhere to have just laying out on their coffee table when that girl you are trying to bang comes over. Just be sure you put it away before your family arrives. (Yes I did mean that as a double entendre.)

    13. Hilarious. I never knew of this enormous problem before. I can only hope I will respond more understanding when someone in my environment outs himself

    14. Yes, being an old Catholic, I have to confess: some joker gave me this book on my birthday, and I did indeed look through it, though I can't say I truly read it. This basic premise might—might—be worth a lame joke at a bar after six whiskeys, and then mercifully forgotten, but these guys managed to make 128 pages out of it. No.

    15. Received this as a gag X'mas gift from my best friends, and it is hilarious. Quick read and now sharing it with everyone I know so they can laugh. The inside covers are the best.

    16. At a time when I didn't know how to live with my condition, this boo helped me cope. I still can wear skinny jeans and shorts are definitely out of the question, but I have learned valuable techniques about making the best out life with a condition such as this. Urinals used to be a a source of embarrassment since I would have to urinate on a stepping stool to ensure I would hit the bottom of the urinal, but since reading this book, I know some methods to make urinals, as well as everyday life, [...]

    17. We picked this up for the annual family gag gift exchange and it was a hit! I had to peruse this before gifting and while it is funny, it's not as funny as I had hoped it would be. The best bits are the title (of course) and the measuring tools in the covers. Definitely a funny novelty book but other than that, not a lot of funnies inside.

    18. Not really that great of a book. Very short, ironically, but it does have a few funny parts. The true usefulness of this book is leaving it within sight to silently hint at something that you can't outright brag about (as if you truly need a self-help book for this "problem")

    19. This was a really good guide, and it definitely helped me learn many ways to get through daily life with this curse/gift.

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