Valentine's Day Massacre

Valentine s Day Massacre An emo finds a spellbook from Hell and decides to force someone well anyone to fall in love or lust with him and years of guys dumping him But is he ready to face the consequences of fooling wit

  • Title: Valentine's Day Massacre
  • Author: JohnnyWilliams
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 213
  • Format: ebook
  • An emo finds a spellbook from Hell, and decides to force someone, well anyone, to fall in love, or lust with him, and years of guys dumping him But, is he ready to face the consequences of fooling with spells and the aftermath of the demonic nature Get ready for a comic, horny, gay sex ride into the wild dark side of spells and gay life Warning This is NOT a RomanceAn emo finds a spellbook from Hell, and decides to force someone, well anyone, to fall in love, or lust with him, and years of guys dumping him But, is he ready to face the consequences of fooling with spells and the aftermath of the demonic nature Get ready for a comic, horny, gay sex ride into the wild dark side of spells and gay life Warning This is NOT a Romance sweet story but a Grimm style comic morality one, be warned There is a Be careful What You Wish For theme This is BOOK ONE of a TWO PART SHORT STORY series Adult less

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    1. Funny quirky novella about Being Careful What you Wish For. After purchasing a spell book from a mysterious bookstore, Jeffrey has the perfect spell to get "the exact guy. Say the spell in here to bind him to you for love and lust… which includes a very healthy dose of his need for sex with you…LOTS of sex… and he will be yours.”However dyslexic Jeffrey needs to say the spell EXACTLY right or bad things could happen . like hoards of horny little cupids:Eerily, I heard nothing back but th [...]

    2. What a terrible ending!!! This book is about a sweet young little emo guy who is broke and brokenhearted after being tossed aside by eight different heartless exes. He is so desperate not to be alone on Valentine's Day that he unwisely accepts a spell book that is supposed to grant him love and sex with the man of his dreams. What happens instead is awful. I think that the story is supposed to be funny? But it's really just sad and cruel. I got this for free thinking it was going to be a cute, f [...]

    3. (Originally reviewed for Love Bytes Reviews.)Based on the latest bruhaha in the M/M writer/reviewer/reader community, I went to and purchased this book. I almost NEVER read short stories, because I just start reading like I did with this one… and it is over. After my too brief read, I’ve got to tell you that the story isn’t anywhere near as bad as some folks have made it out to be. It was weird, it was kind of twisted, and it was pretty darn bizarre. All things which I like, so I personal [...]

    4. This is a very funny story following the trails of emo Jeffery's Valentine's Day. Not your usual take on a heart and roses Valentine, this is witty, darker and with a good twist! The author takes you on Jeffery's journey in a well written and non stop pace. I highly recommend this book and it deserves the 5 stars. Thank you Johnny Williams.

    5. Johnny is a brilliant writer although not for the faint of heart. His slapstick and sometimes sarcastic humor will keep you laughing. This book is not a happy everafter but, none the less, will have you ROFL as you follow his antics looking for that special love.🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

    6. This is weird, crazy, strange fun. If you are looking for something different than give this a try. It's not for everyone, bu then I'm not everyone.

    7. It wasn't clear to me why Jeffrey went into the unnamed shop in the first place, since he was surprised by the proprietor and the book he ended up buying. The book was amusing, the way it would write itself in response to Jeffrey's actions.This wasn't a romance, because there was no relationship between Jeffrey and Kim. There was sex at the end of the book so maybe this was erotica.

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