Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass

Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass My name is John Hams and I m a sex addict And so begins Dr Chuck Tingle s first full length novel Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass a thrilling superhero origin story that will take you

  • Title: Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass
  • Author: Chuck Tingle
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 332
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • My name is John Hams and I m a sex addict And so begins Dr Chuck Tingle s first full length novel, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass, a thrilling superhero origin story that will take you to the edge of gay erotic romance and stare bravely into the abyss It is a story so powerful, so sensual, that it could change the very face of erotic literature foreve My name is John Hams and I m a sex addict And so begins Dr Chuck Tingle s first full length novel, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass, a thrilling superhero origin story that will take you to the edge of gay erotic romance and stare bravely into the abyss It is a story so powerful, so sensual, that it could change the very face of erotic literature forever.John Hams is a man who has lost it all, a nine to five nobody with an addiction to billionaire dinosaur bad boys That is, until a freak accident at work imbues John with the ability to transform into an achingly handsome helicopter at will.Suddenly, things are looking up, as John uses his ability to woo the dashing stegosaurus from his addicts group who just happens to have a thing for rugged aircrafts But it s not long before John s new helicopter identity starts to spin out of control, taking on a personality of its own as the wild and horny, Chibs Pratt, chopper with abs Can John Hams become the hardcore gay hero that he is destined to be, or is this shifter bound to be nothing than his own worst enemy The room itself is massive, as well, with another set of windows that fill the far wall from floor to ceiling and look out towards the distant Hollywood Hills It s a corner unit, providing two completely unique, but equally breathtaking, views.I slowly strut across the hardwood floors on my landing skids towards Yorb, enjoying the way that his yellow dinosaur eyes flicker and dance across my metallic body At this point, he can t help but stare.Seductively, I give my blades a quick flash of speed and hover up onto the bed, then crawl towards him, eventually positioning myself directly over his body I take Yorb s hands carefully with two blades and pull them above his head, controlling him completely as I make my way down his ripped chest and scaly abs with a series of sensual helicopter kisses.

    One thought on “Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass”

    1. Wow, what a ride. I'm gonna have to save up and buy the rest of his books to donate to my library because we don't currently have them and that's a crime. Every American citizen has a right to these gems.

    2. The only thing keeping this masterpiece from a 5 star rating is the typos, though admittedly they add to the story in a way. This book is amazing. If you read it, prepare to laugh out loud!

    3. John Hams is a human, a recovering sex addict whose drug of choice was dinosaur billionaires, who has been celibate for years. One night at Sexaholics Anonymous, he meets charming and devastatingly handsome stegosaurus Yorb, who is recovering from some secret pain in his past as well. Despite an instant attraction, John declines Yorb's offer of dinner, scared he may relapse. The next day John gains the ability to transform into a sexually irresistible helicopter after a freak accident in the sec [...]

    4. For a while now Chuck Tingle has been bringing me joy. His book titles such as "Trained by the Living Biker Train" and "Bigfoot Pirates Haunt my Balls" made me believe in the creativity and determination of mankind. Reading the description of this book rendered me temporarily blind and unable to breathe, that's how much I was laughing. I knew then that at some point I would have to read this book. What I got was by far NOT the worst "romance" I have ever read.Despite some bad decisions made by t [...]

    5. This was a true Tingler. Hilarious. Makes you want to crawl out of your skin and become your own reverse twin.

    6. Sometimes, your air conditioner goes out, your flat screen breaks, and you don't have an ounce of Jameson in the house to get hammered. When this happens, you need an epic love story. A love story to end all love stories. A superhero origins story. Basically, you need a Helicopter man pounding a billionaire dinosaur. Don't judge. You ended up on this book page and are reading reviews for a reason.John Hams is a billionaire dinosaur gay sex addict. He attends meetings for it. John Hams always get [...]

    7. The extra length makes this a slower burn than the previous Tingle story I'd read, and generally this hews closer to traditional romantic melodrama, just with hardcore gay sex, gambling dinosaurs and a shapeshifting helicopter guy. But Tingle's confidence and enthusiasm are winning, and he saves his best surprise for the final chapter. I laughed, I cried, I cheered, I questioned my straightness. What a fun way to close out the year.

    8. Amazingly silly. It makes no effort to deal with the logistics of dinosaurs driving sports cars or helicopters having sex in bathroom stalls. It just runs with it.A very quick read, full of typos, full of silly, full of John Hams.

    9. Amazing literature, purest there will ever be written 10/10. Romance, action, character development on point. Ya know, a winner

    10. Holy crap! What was this amazingness that I just read?!Slow clap Mr. Tingle. Slow clap! So much creativity and imagination that is in your brain sir! Slow clap!

    11. Everyone needs to read a Chuck Tingle novel just to experience how shitastic this enigmatic author is with his gay erotica that is a complete parody on to themselves. Where else can you combine elements of gay porn, dinosaur kinkiness, and bizarre sexual objects rolled up in a terribly written, misspelled, ungrammatical crapfest that only a self-published author like Chuck Tingle could create?In Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass, a lovelorn sex addict who apparently gets turned into [...]

    12. I got this as a gift. I figured, what the hell, and decided to read it. I was surprised that there was an actual storyline. It was fun and odd. If you like unusual erotica than this is a tingler for you :)

    13. Having just read something by Yukio Mishima I can only call this the second gayest book I've read this year.Still fairly gay.

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