Derpy Dirk and the Fight with the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch (The Quirky, Nerdy, and Entirely Original Elementary School Adventures of Derpy Dirk)

Derpy Dirk and the Fight with the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch The Quirky Nerdy and Entirely Original Elementary School Adventures of Derpy Dirk Derpy Dirk is your average kid except for one thing he s totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he tries to get along with his annoying and ofte

  • Title: Derpy Dirk and the Fight with the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch (The Quirky, Nerdy, and Entirely Original Elementary School Adventures of Derpy Dirk)
  • Author: Derp Sandwich JackThomas
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 495
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • Derpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing he s totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he tries to get along with his annoying and often physically abusive siblings, withstands an unrelenting onslaught of juvenile humor, and even faces the dreaded school bully in a battle that is quite literally to the deatDerpy Dirk is your average kid, except for one thing he s totally nerdy and quirky and not actually average at all Join Dirk in this kooky adventure as he tries to get along with his annoying and often physically abusive siblings, withstands an unrelenting onslaught of juvenile humor, and even faces the dreaded school bully in a battle that is quite literally to the death You ll laugh, you ll cry, and I will be rewarded by scoring millions of sales and a movie deal for following the same tired formula that your kids eat up every single time.DISCLAIMER THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY A CHILDREN S BOOK CHILDREN WHO READ THIS BOOK WILL BECOME CONFUSED AND OR CRY.

    One thought on “Derpy Dirk and the Fight with the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch (The Quirky, Nerdy, and Entirely Original Elementary School Adventures of Derpy Dirk)”

    1. Derpy Dirk is a total nerd, and like almost all nerds in books he has trouble at school. Now Derpy's family isn't the nicest. His brother is so gross and Derpy even caught him eating dog food and said it was good! And Derpy's older sister is a brat and even stabbed him with a knife, and his mom didn't even notice! Find out more in Derpy Dirk.I didn't like this book. It wasn't that good. This book just dragged on and on. Don't be fooled by the name this book is not for kids. I learned that the ha [...]

    2. Stay away. This terrible little book is meant to be satire, so the cynicism and exaggerations are expected, but it is so bad that I cannot finish it. Only 33 pages in the entire book, but I'm so disgusted by the writing that I refuse to read any further than page nine. I don't think the words "booger", "fart" and "stupid" have ever been used with such frequency as in these few pages, and presumably in the rest of the book, too. It's juvenile. Who would ever want to read this? More importantly, w [...]

    3. This was a great read. I felt very emotionally involved in Derpy Dirk's adventures, from his sister constantly stabbing him, to him eating Sugar Possessed Kablama-blams for breakfast, to the epic and gruesome flagpole fight with Fitzpatrick. Highly recommended.

    4. This book is revolting. In the introduction it says that God hates gay people. The rest of the book is a bunch of people beating each other up and calling each other names like stupid boogerpoop. I suspect that the author is severely mentally ill and no good will come of him or his writing.

    5. It was stupid, pointless, and grossed me out Sorry not sorry but that is just my opinion.I wouldn't recommend it to anyone really.

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