Sloppy Firsts

Sloppy Firsts My parents suck ass Banning me from the phone and restricting my computer privileges are the most tyrannical parental gestures I can think of Don t they realize that Hope s the only one who keeps me s

  • Title: Sloppy Firsts
  • Author: Megan McCafferty
  • ISBN: 9780609807903
  • Page: 147
  • Format: Paperback
  • My parents suck ass Banning me from the phone and restricting my computer privileges are the most tyrannical parental gestures I can think of Don t they realize that Hope s the only one who keeps me sane I don t see how things could get any worse When her best friend, Hope Weaver, moves away from Pineville, New Jersey, hyperobservant sixteen year old Jessica Darling i My parents suck ass Banning me from the phone and restricting my computer privileges are the most tyrannical parental gestures I can think of Don t they realize that Hope s the only one who keeps me sane I don t see how things could get any worse When her best friend, Hope Weaver, moves away from Pineville, New Jersey, hyperobservant sixteen year old Jessica Darling is devastated A fish out of water at school and a stranger at home, Jessica feels lost than ever now that the only person with whom she could really communicate has gone How is she supposed to deal with the boy and shopping crazy girls at school, her dad s obsession with her track meets, her mother salivating over big sister Bethany s lavish wedding, and her nonexistent love life A fresh, funny, utterly compelling fiction debut by first time novelist Megan McCafferty, Sloppy Firsts is an insightful, true to life look at Jessica s predicament as she embarks on another year of teenage torment from the dark days of Hope s departure through her months as a type A personality turned insomniac to her completely mixed up feelings about Marcus Flutie, the intelligent and mysterious Dreg who works his way into her heart Like a John Hughes for the twenty first century, Megan McCafferty taps into the inherent humor and drama of the teen experience This poignant, hilarious novel is sure to appeal to readers who are still going through it, as well as those who are grateful that they don t have to go back and grow up all over again.

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    1. If you haven’t heard of theJessica Darling Seriesbefore then…well, you’ve been living under a rock, that’s what. If, however, you’re like me and have seen the gushing reviews for this all over the place and somehow never picked it up…well, don’t make the same mistake I did of waiting for months before reading this: pick it upnow. Seriously, this series isjust that good.It’s funny, it’s quirky, and it’s hilarious, but it is also deep, provocative, compelling, and is most certa [...]

    2. This was a really funny, feel-good novel reminiscent of novels like Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging and other such hilariosity. I'd heard comparisons made between the two before but, I admit, I was reluctant to check it out, being sure that it would be unlikely to entertain me as much as Georgia Nicholson's journals. However, I'd say it's pretty fair to make positive comparisons between the two, it's just unfortunate that I keep reading how most people didn't enjoy the rest of the series [...]

    3. Oh boy. So its, uh, been a while since I've written a review. Sorry about that everyone. College and whatnot has kept me busy. So what is it about Sloppy Firsts that inspired me to write? Well, I loved it, for one. Look at that rating! Five stars, baby! And that's not because its a groundbreaking work of literature, but because its funny, true, and smart. This is one of these books I've always heard about, but not one I actually ever saw myself reading. First of all its old. Lizzie McGuire was s [...]

    4. Video full series review (spoiler free)- youtu/igSoCG9Z_9cSo the good stuff:It hooked me, I couldn't put it down, it was very reminiscent of my high school experience, and I want to continue the series!I enjoyed the nostalgia that is high school in the early 00s, and the diary format. I can see why this book was an early staple in YA.And the (not so) bad:It had a difficult start. There is a LOT of teen speak and dated slang. This book is set in the year 2000 and was a gooooooood dose of culture [...]

    5. Absolutely loved it. Jessica Darling has earned herself a spot on my list of favourite heroines. She is smart and clever, witty and sarcastic, thinks too much about everything and anything (I can relate to that pretty well) and despite her pessimistic attitude and her quick judgement of others, I couldn’t help but like her. I feel like basically everything has been said about this series already, you either like it or you don’t. Despite having heard not so good things about the later instalm [...]

    6. Re-read 9/20/17: So upon re-reading this forThrowback Thursday, my rating has gone down from 5 stars to 4 stars due to some pretty problematic elements that exist in this book (slut shaming, slurs, cheating, etc.). These are things that I didn't notice back when I first read this book about a decade ago and tbh I'm a little embarrassed that I have recommended this book to so many people since then. WITH ALL THAT BEING SAID: I still thoroughly enjoyed this book and I love Jessica and Marcus (and [...]

    7. Yep. This is potentially the hardest review I've ever written. Why? Because all I really want to do is vigorously pound on my keyboard with glee and happytears and EEEEEEE. KLSA:LFAWOPE(*()@ 5jKOSAKOR(WE)_9 F S ASNKF WSETYW# $ w t)(w_#*%90@#% 9@)+_ +)_@#i 5m2 4ko56[2098305 U0264 JML"ESAK}PWAR}WQ#)% NDVSDSDF Translation: Holy. Crap. I've found the Holy Grail of YA writing. The kicker? It isn't even YA! And yet it is. It's everything. It's Jessica Darling. I've put off writing my review for Sloppy [...]

    8. Since I had to explain to my wife that my latest reading excursion was not in fact a between-the-sheets adventure with multiple terms for male and female genitalia, I might have reached my erotica novel quota for the month of May and possibly June as well. In case you haven’t already figured it out, this is not erotica, nor is it even classified as romance. But I was romantically involved with it all the same. SLOPPY FIRSTS punched my two front teeth out and slapped me hard on the cheek. It li [...]

    9. Update 4/21/2010 After reading the sequel and thinking about Jessica for a while, I don't think I like her that much any more. A little too much negativity and snobbishness. So take this review with a grain of salt.I have no idea why I haven't read this book before, because I certainly heard about it a lot*. The synopsis just didn't sound that special I suppose, because on the surface, "Sloppy Firsts" is just your regular run-of-the-mill YA story about a smart 16-year old girl (Jessica Darling), [...]

    10. Megan McCafferty, you can't fool me. Sloppy Firsts isn't a work of fiction. It's McCafferty traveling back in time and stealing pages from my high school diary -- not the proper one I left behind for my mother and, okay, posterity because I had a heightened sense of self, but the real one I kept locked in my head, full of doubts, fears, hopes, wants, desires, and prejudices. And yes, those desires were sexual even if I was not at the time.This is a book that I absolutely loved reading now and wo [...]

    11. Well now, this was refreshing!My namesake Jessica is a very likable protagonist, whom I could easily relate to. She’s witty, sarcastic, smart and I just love her snarky attitude. People tell me that most of the time it seems like I have "piss off" tattooed on my forehead, so when I learned that Jessica’s dad’s nickname for her was "Notso" as in Jessica Not-So-Darling I knew that we would be getting along just fine - because despite her last name, which is Darling, she is anything but sweet [...]

    12. The last 30 or so pages of this book were good, but not good enough to make a big comeback for me. I really wanted to like this book because it was so highly recommended by my nestie friends whose opinions are generally really in line with mine, but I just never fell in love with it. The journal and letter style of storytelling Megan McCafferty used was not my favorite. It made Jessica's story feel realistic, and it had that day in the life feeling, but it also made the pacing really drag. It wa [...]

    13. Had stupid grin on my face for the last half of this. Must start book two now. Have feeling may not emerge until series finished. Sorry can't talk good, am too excited.FEELS.

    14. Thank you thank you thank you Chelsea for making me read this <3 I related to it so much more than I ever thought I would.

    15. This book took entirely too long to get to any type of point. At page 88 I wondered why I was still reading iten at page 108 I wondered how a writer could write such a pointless book. I believe she may just like the idea that she is a writer and not really grasp the concept of what writing is supposed to be about. With lines like "Last night was catastrophic. Cataclysmically catastrophic." and "Apparently the staff at Middlebury were flummoxed by Marcus's complex philosophical takes on his self- [...]

    16. Some men go through their mid-life crisis by buying a nice red sports car, and marrying their 25 year old secretaries. I go through my mid-life crisis by doing Yoga, eating coffee Häagen-Dazs ice cream, watching John Hughes films, and latelyading YA novelsOPPY FIRSTS is wonderful! It took me back to my youth, and if I could I would jump into this book, yank Marcus Flutie out and call him my own (when he is much older of course so he is age appropriate). Shhhh don't tell my boyfriend.I gave this [...]

    17. This book is much more than i expected. What I expected was a chick lit, a cheesy story of a teenager and her ramblings about boys. But this is a coming of age story.Jess is a stressed teenager whose best friend has just moved away and whose parents try to make her be something she is not. She tries to mold herself into being what everybody expects from her in order to fit in until a junkie guy, Marcus Flutie, makes her realize her priorities in life.I liked this book for various reasons: first, [...]

    18. oh lord, i really wanted to give this book 5 stars. something is holding me back, maybe because it feels weird to give a new YA lit book that much praise? considering i'm 27? 4 1/2 stars, 4 1/2 dammit! okay, i'm done. i LOVED this book. LOVED IT. Jessica Darling was such an interesting, complex and yet normal teenage girl that i couldn't help completely relating to her. it's just really refreshing to read a book about a typical teenage girl who has regular problems like a best friend that moves [...]

    19. I liked it, but I have to say it was completely different from what I had expected - but not in a bad way, not at all. The titles of this series, combined with the heroine's name and the leg-stressed covers said light, funny and fluffy - but bold on the sex-side - teen-chick-lit. I had expected a cross between - let's say Sophie Kinsella, Louise Rennison and Meg Cabot. To be completely honest, apart from being open to surprises because of my friends' loving reviews, I did not really expect man [...]

    20. Jessica Darling is anything but darling–so much so that her father calls her Notso. Jessica Notso Darling. She hates her friends, except for Hope, who just moved from New Jersey to Tennessee. But she’s halfway through her sophomore year of high school without anyone to talk to except the Clueless Crew and maybe the new girl, Hy.She hates her family–her sister and mother are completely wrapped up in Bethany’s upcoming wedding and expect Jessica to be as well. They don’t understand why s [...]

    21. Disclaimer: Snark and gifs.Dis book.I'm sitting here looking at the blinking curser trying to sum up my feelings for this trash.Sums up my sarcastic feelings of this novel.Jessica is an annoying main character. So much wangsting. So much judging. I mean this girl hates her friends. So much fucking slut shaming. She also is straight edge all the way, and judges everyone who has sex and does drugs. *hulk smash*Basic Bitch.In Jessica's world feminism = slut. YES!!!Also drugs and sex r bad. mmmkay M [...]

    22. I hope I don't kill the love for this series by admitting that I am a middle aged woman who loves it. Although Jessica Darling is less than half my age, I would have loved to be friends with her in high schoolor even now. How pathetic is that?Not very, actually. Jessica is an acerbic, rapier witted narratrix. The picture she paints of a New Jersey high school soon after the millennium change is at turnes hilarious, depressing and ridiculousjust like my memories of high school. I started this ser [...]

    23. REREAD: October 8, 2017:did I really just reread this only seven months after reading this for the first time? yes, yes I did. and it's still a spanking five star fave. Jessica Darling is such a great protagonist and oh Marcus Flutie. ORIGINAL review feb 23, 2017:Wow. I honestly didn't think I'd enjoy this as much as I did. This was great.

    24. This was hilarious, and adorable, and endearing. It made me bust out laughing, and occasionally want to cry. I didn't want it to end.I also can't believe it just ended that way! I want to know more. I NEED to know more!I'll most definitely be reading the rest of this series, no doubt about that!

    25. update 26/feb/2017: there are so many grammatical mistakes and typos in here, darn itease bear with me if you spot them. i'm too lazy to correct them. tyvm.One of the two books directly responsible for the end of my chick lit reading frenzy.This book is 100% chick lit. The plot is not original, as is the case for 99% of the genre, but-the characters sure as hell are.Jessica Darling is, upon first glance, your typical honors-heroine. The kind that is supposedly brainy and cynical and usually goes [...]

    26. I got caught up in this book. It's well-written and engaging, even when the characters are, well, teens—by which I mean selfish and a little mean and so caught up in their own pain they don't recognize the hurt they're giving others.I liked Jess, but only barely. Her family dynamics are heartbreaking and touching and I liked how she handles the developments in the course of the story. For such a short book, it sure packed a lot of heavy material without it actually feeling heavy at all. Indeed [...]

    27. I struggled to rate this one. There were times when this book was everything I wanted it to be and other times it just wasn't. I rounded higher because I want to read the second book right away and that must be a good sign. For some reason coming of age novels are my go to books for Summer. edit: After reading second book in series, lowered rating to 3. Second one much better.

    28. I feel slightly disappointed with this book, I had such high hopes going into it, I’m contemplating whether I should read the rest of the series or not now.

    29. This is not a book about teen pregnancy. This is not a book that advocates or condemns teen pregnancy. This is a book about Jessica Darling. Jess is many things – a runner, a daughter, an academic, a sister, and a friend – but pregnant is certainly not one of them. No sir. In order to be pregnant one would have to engage in sexual intercourse first, and that would require actually snaking the attention of her high school crush – Paul Parlipiano. But even though they run on the same track t [...]

    30. Sloppy Firsts is an adult series about an intelligent, angst ridden, sexually repressed 16 year old teenager, misunderstood by most, and admired by a few, Jessica Darling. Sounds cliché right? I thought so too. I've seen this book for years and just walked right on past it as the cover and synopsis sounded just like any other clit lit book. I'm pleased to admit that I was wrong. Very wrong. Enormously mistaken in fact.Jessica is a hilariously snide narrator. She literally hates most of her peer [...]

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